Hickey Limits

So, I have to share this with ya'll. I was at my job when I looked over and seen a HICKEY! Yes, I said a damn HICKEY! Now, I was already in shock because everyone at my job is over 21 years old and I was never expecting to see one of these in my work place. Then, to take the cake, the woman I seen this hickey on is in her late 40's! Like what in coochie's name! The lady has a son that's 20 years old. What the hell were her and her BooThang doing to get to the hickey point?
I think there are hickey limits and rules!
1. No hickey's if you're out of high school.
2. No more than one hickey on your neck at a time. Two or more just looks like you need to change your pillow case cause you have bed bugs biting your ass.
3. If your hickey covers a good amount of your neck and you are in a professional work environment, invest in some concealer or stop by your nearest MAC station and ask for a favor.
4. If you are a guy with a hickey, I'm just lost and confused with you.

I'll be damn if at me age, some dude comes along and gives me a hickey. I mean coochie is right there. Lol.

Sexcerely yours,

Qweef

Would You...

WOULD YOU HAVE SEX IN YOUR PARENTS BED? or have you already? lol. Hmmmm...

Too Much Talking Can Ruin The Mood

Talking is just what people do, but like I've said time and time again on this blog, "There's a time and place for everything." Have you ever had someone who just loved to carry on a conversation before and/or during sex? The worst part is that their not talking dirty or talking about sex. Their just talking about crap. Who the hell cares right now? Just shut the fuck up and take your clothes off! I don't want to hear about your day while I'm trying to concentrate on cumming. I don't know if you men know, but it takes us concentration.
And you blabbah mouth ass women out there, nobody wants to hear about your shopping spree or what the kids did today before sex. Trust me, he's not even listening anyway. So let's keep the talking to a bare minimum of none unless you talking some dirty sexy money shit. Lol.

Sexcerely yours,

Qweef

Friends with Benefits... Can Women Do It?

Is it possible for a woman to just have sex with a man and not get emotionally attached? They say that women attach a lot of emotions to sex, so is it possible for us women to have sex with benefits. For myself, I can have sex wit a friend but it would have to be a one time thing. Once, I tried to do the sex with benefits thing and I did begin to get attached to the guy in a "I want a relationship" kind of way. I found myself secretly wanting him to take me out and wine and dine me but I knew I would never engage that to be let down. So oneday after we had sex, I knew in my head this had to be the last time, so I cut his ass off cold turkey. In the end, it did ruin our friendship because we are not as close as we were before we had sex. It's more like we talk on holidays type of relationship. I guess when you decide to have a "friends with benefits" relationship with someone, you have to be prepared to let go of one or the other or both at the end.

I think it is possible for a few women to have that kind of relationship but for the majority of women, they're just setting themselves up to get hurt or lose a friend. What do you think?

Sexcerely yours,

Qweef

Would You...

WOULD YOU HAVE SEX DURING YOUR MENSTRUAL PERIOD? AND FELLAS, WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH A WOMAN DURING HER MENSTRUAL PERIOD? Hmmmm...

Too Tired For Sex???

"Honey, I'm too tired. Not tonight." How many times can you use this excuse? I remember watching Sex in the City movie and Miranda didn't have sex with her husband for 6 months. SMH! And then got all crazy when he cheated on her. Now, I do not condone cheating at any rate because I believe being honest is the key to any relationship. You either like what you're hearing or you don't. But how can you be surprised that he cheated when you're giving him the "I'm too tired" excuse every night? I understand that everyone is busy but you can't abuse that excuse. You have to compromise. If you're tired, ok, stay on the bottom and I'll get on top. You have to make it work. Nobody wants to hear "I'm too tired" more than too many times.

Sexcerely yours,

Qweef

Would You...

WOULD YOU DATE SOMEONE FOR MONEY? BE HONEST WITH YOURSELF! Hmmmmmmmmm...

Single Summers

I'm from NYC and it's 75 degrees outside. Women running around the city baring a lot of skin and men stomping the pavement in their wife beaters on and biceps bulging. With all the eye candy around, is it better to be single in the summer? I think summer time is the season of break ups. To be honest, all my break ups have occurred during the spring or summer time. Not on purpose though. Lol. I think that guys like to be single in the summer because there is so much temptation running around that they would rather not be locked down. But I guess there are some women out there as well that would rather be single and see what new man they can meet.

What do you think? Would you rather be single in the summer?

Sexcerely yours,

Qweef

Dear Qweef

I decided to share this letter one of my readers emailed to me:

Qweef, please help me. I have a bit of a problem. I don't think my man likes oral sex! I say this for a couple of reasons. For one, he's never came from me giving him oral. Two, he doesn't moan or make any type of noise while I'm doing it. Another problem I have is the fact that he allows me to do it for so long, I mean to the point where the sides of my mouth hurts. Should I just stop giving him oral sex? Help me. - Orally Frustrated

Well Orally Frustrated,
I think that you should talk to your man first before you shut down oral sex cold turkey. Talk to him and ask him how he feels when you're giving him head. If he tells you he likes it, ask him why he doesn't cum when you do it. But it's normal for a man to not cum during oral sex. If he seems like he still wants oral and he does like it afterall, then maybe you should try some new techniques. Get a vibrating cock ring and crank that baby up while you're sucking on his penis. You can also lick, kiss and suck other areas around his shaft and balls. When you do this, it stimulates him in a different way and can possibly bring him to that orgasmic peak.
As for your mouth hurting... Hell, take a break!

Thank you for writing in. And if anyone else has questions, feel free to email me at coochiechronicles@gmail.com

Sexcerely yours,

Qweef

Would You...

WOULD YOU HAVE A THREESOME? Hmmm...