It's Just Oral Sex! Not Brain Surgery!

Being that it's 2009 and times have changed, gearing my blog towards heterosexuals would just be wrong. So this goes for the men and women out there who eat coochie. It's not rocket science. First, if you don't like eating coochie and have tried it so you know hands down that you hate it; DO NOT EAT IT ANYMORE. I say this because you just don't do it right. You're too busy thinking, "Ewww" and not paying enough attention at the task at hand.
If you think that all coochie taste like chicken, give it up. I once had a guy who would nibble on my clit with his teeth. Yes, you are eating my coochie but don't take that too literal. It does not feel good. Just like you men don't like when women use their teeth while giving you a blowjob, we deserve the same respect.
All we want is a man who will tongue kiss our coochies. Make love to it with their lips and tongue. Don't jab our vagina hole with your tongue ass if your tongue bobbing for Cheerios. Take your time and relax. Use your fingers but don't press on our clits like your in a broken button elevator. Soft and gentle. Use circular motions. Use your lips to do the sucking and leave your teeth behind. And don't be affraid. It's only coochie!

Sexcerely yours,

Qweef