Hickey Limits

So, I have to share this with ya'll. I was at my job when I looked over and seen a HICKEY! Yes, I said a damn HICKEY! Now, I was already in shock because everyone at my job is over 21 years old and I was never expecting to see one of these in my work place. Then, to take the cake, the woman I seen this hickey on is in her late 40's! Like what in coochie's name! The lady has a son that's 20 years old. What the hell were her and her BooThang doing to get to the hickey point?
I think there are hickey limits and rules!
1. No hickey's if you're out of high school.
2. No more than one hickey on your neck at a time. Two or more just looks like you need to change your pillow case cause you have bed bugs biting your ass.
3. If your hickey covers a good amount of your neck and you are in a professional work environment, invest in some concealer or stop by your nearest MAC station and ask for a favor.
4. If you are a guy with a hickey, I'm just lost and confused with you.

I'll be damn if at me age, some dude comes along and gives me a hickey. I mean coochie is right there. Lol.

Sexcerely yours,

Qweef

Would You...

WOULD YOU HAVE SEX IN YOUR PARENTS BED? or have you already? lol. Hmmmm...

Too Much Talking Can Ruin The Mood

Talking is just what people do, but like I've said time and time again on this blog, "There's a time and place for everything." Have you ever had someone who just loved to carry on a conversation before and/or during sex? The worst part is that their not talking dirty or talking about sex. Their just talking about crap. Who the hell cares right now? Just shut the fuck up and take your clothes off! I don't want to hear about your day while I'm trying to concentrate on cumming. I don't know if you men know, but it takes us concentration.
And you blabbah mouth ass women out there, nobody wants to hear about your shopping spree or what the kids did today before sex. Trust me, he's not even listening anyway. So let's keep the talking to a bare minimum of none unless you talking some dirty sexy money shit. Lol.

Sexcerely yours,

Qweef

Friends with Benefits... Can Women Do It?

Is it possible for a woman to just have sex with a man and not get emotionally attached? They say that women attach a lot of emotions to sex, so is it possible for us women to have sex with benefits. For myself, I can have sex wit a friend but it would have to be a one time thing. Once, I tried to do the sex with benefits thing and I did begin to get attached to the guy in a "I want a relationship" kind of way. I found myself secretly wanting him to take me out and wine and dine me but I knew I would never engage that to be let down. So oneday after we had sex, I knew in my head this had to be the last time, so I cut his ass off cold turkey. In the end, it did ruin our friendship because we are not as close as we were before we had sex. It's more like we talk on holidays type of relationship. I guess when you decide to have a "friends with benefits" relationship with someone, you have to be prepared to let go of one or the other or both at the end.

I think it is possible for a few women to have that kind of relationship but for the majority of women, they're just setting themselves up to get hurt or lose a friend. What do you think?

Sexcerely yours,

Qweef

Would You...

WOULD YOU HAVE SEX DURING YOUR MENSTRUAL PERIOD? AND FELLAS, WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH A WOMAN DURING HER MENSTRUAL PERIOD? Hmmmm...

Too Tired For Sex???

"Honey, I'm too tired. Not tonight." How many times can you use this excuse? I remember watching Sex in the City movie and Miranda didn't have sex with her husband for 6 months. SMH! And then got all crazy when he cheated on her. Now, I do not condone cheating at any rate because I believe being honest is the key to any relationship. You either like what you're hearing or you don't. But how can you be surprised that he cheated when you're giving him the "I'm too tired" excuse every night? I understand that everyone is busy but you can't abuse that excuse. You have to compromise. If you're tired, ok, stay on the bottom and I'll get on top. You have to make it work. Nobody wants to hear "I'm too tired" more than too many times.

Sexcerely yours,

Qweef

Would You...

WOULD YOU DATE SOMEONE FOR MONEY? BE HONEST WITH YOURSELF! Hmmmmmmmmm...

Single Summers

I'm from NYC and it's 75 degrees outside. Women running around the city baring a lot of skin and men stomping the pavement in their wife beaters on and biceps bulging. With all the eye candy around, is it better to be single in the summer? I think summer time is the season of break ups. To be honest, all my break ups have occurred during the spring or summer time. Not on purpose though. Lol. I think that guys like to be single in the summer because there is so much temptation running around that they would rather not be locked down. But I guess there are some women out there as well that would rather be single and see what new man they can meet.

What do you think? Would you rather be single in the summer?

Sexcerely yours,

Qweef

Dear Qweef

I decided to share this letter one of my readers emailed to me:

Qweef, please help me. I have a bit of a problem. I don't think my man likes oral sex! I say this for a couple of reasons. For one, he's never came from me giving him oral. Two, he doesn't moan or make any type of noise while I'm doing it. Another problem I have is the fact that he allows me to do it for so long, I mean to the point where the sides of my mouth hurts. Should I just stop giving him oral sex? Help me. - Orally Frustrated

Well Orally Frustrated,
I think that you should talk to your man first before you shut down oral sex cold turkey. Talk to him and ask him how he feels when you're giving him head. If he tells you he likes it, ask him why he doesn't cum when you do it. But it's normal for a man to not cum during oral sex. If he seems like he still wants oral and he does like it afterall, then maybe you should try some new techniques. Get a vibrating cock ring and crank that baby up while you're sucking on his penis. You can also lick, kiss and suck other areas around his shaft and balls. When you do this, it stimulates him in a different way and can possibly bring him to that orgasmic peak.
As for your mouth hurting... Hell, take a break!

Thank you for writing in. And if anyone else has questions, feel free to email me at coochiechronicles@gmail.com

Sexcerely yours,

Qweef

Would You...

WOULD YOU HAVE A THREESOME? Hmmm...

Slow Down With That Vibrator

Hands down, vibrators are one the greatest creations of mankind. They come in so many different shapes and sizes to ensure you the orgasm of your dreams. You can bring it on the go with the pocket size Bullet or you can be less discreet with the big Rabbit. Whatever you wish. But not so fast ladies. There is one downer about vibrators and that's if you use it daily. We've all heard a woman say, "I don't need nobody because I have my vibrator." It is proven that women who use a vibrator daily or very often have trouble climaxing when i comes to having an orgasm with a human. Your clit actually becomes accustomed to the battery vibration and when faced with a humans touch your clit is unfamiliar and may take twice as long to reach your peak if at all. It is advised that while you are using your vibrator that you also use your fingers to stimulate yourself and rotate these actions to keep your hot spot familiar with a humans touch. So love your vibrator but give it a break sometimes.

Sexcerely yours,

Qweef

In The Heat of the Moment

"Take that bitch," "Yeah bitch, that's just how I like it," and "Ride this dick bitch" are some gray area lines to say while having sex. So my friend, who is a uppity lawyer was telling me how she was having sex with a guy she's been dating when he all of a sudden blurted out, "Take that bitch" while he was hitting it from the back. They've had sex several times before but this was the first time that he's called her a bitch. Well, she didn't like it at all. She actually asked him what he said but he said "nothing." She was asking me if he should talk to him about it and I think she should. Just have a nice little convo about how she doesn't like to be called bitch under any circumstance.
I've never been called a bitch in the heat of the moment during sex but like I say, there is a time and place for everything when it comes to sex. You don't go saying "Get this dick bitch" after some champagne and strawberries. Maybe during some role playing or if your sex partner is into that then what the heck. But you have to know your sex partner. Talk about their past sex experiences to see what they do and do not like.

The next time you decide to call out "Bitch" in the bedroom, do your research first.

Sexcerely yours,

Qweef

Act Like A Man

I know that Steve Harvey has been advising women across the globe to "Act Like A Lady. Think Like A Man." That's great and all but I think that women should Act Like A Lady and Act Like A Man. Let me explain what I mean. All of us women have experienced or has heard through a friend a time when they felt used by a man. Well, I'll tell you a story about when tables were turned.
So I wasn't dating this guy but people thought I was. We were friends but I knew that he was dieing to get some of this coochie. One bored day, I decided to go over to his apartment. He already had the Grey Goose chilled. You could tell that he had already implanted the idea of both of us having drunk sex into his blank head. I decided not to drink because I didn't want my drunk mind telling me that he was what I wanted. So we're talking and he's showing me his LONG tongue. His tongue was soooo long, it could lick your ass and coochie at the same time. Lol. So, in my sexy voice I said to him, "Let me see what you can do with it." And boy did he show me. He worked that tongue like a pro. I came all over his chin. After I came, he then proceeded to take his pants down as if he was going to get some coochie. But I wasn't having that. I pulled my pants up and told him that I really had to go. You should've seen his face. So shocked! He begged and pleaded but I stood my ground. Until this day, he's never had my coochie.

I felt like a man! To get what I wanted and leave. No strings attched just like how you men like it. You ladies should try it oneday. The feeling is like no other.

Sexcerely yours,

Qweef

Would You...

WOULD YOU RATHER BOXERS OR BRIEFS? Hmmm...

Quickies, When Is It Okay?

Put your hands up if you're a fan of a good quickie. I love a good old fashioned quickie. Lol. Like when you wake up late already for work but you turn over in bed and feel that GOOD MORNING AMERICA ERECTION! Ooooh Weeee! You just have to hop on it for a quickie because anything else would be uncivilized.
Quickies are also okay when you and your BooThang decide to be crazy and have sex in a public place. There is no time for love making in a public place because as much as you may love your coochie, I don't want to see it. So fellas, bend her over and get that nut out quick fast and in a hurry. Also, we don't want any tickets for indecent exposure.
Quickies are unacceptable when you and your lover have had a nice romantic evening and you end it off with a boom boom pow. It's unacceptable when you are trying to have "make-up" sex and especially if it's your fault. You better take your time and really make up for your faults.

When do you like to have a quickie?

Sexcerely yours,

Qweef

Coochie Maintenence

Lmfao! I died when I came across this picture. Could you imagine you take a woman's pants down and come across this? Lmao. Help me Sue Johanson. LOL! But anyway, today's blog is about a little something I like to call "Coochie Maintenence" and for the fellas I call it "A Penis Pedi". This is when you clean up the act that's in between your legs. We all, well most of us people are huge fans of oral sex. I know I am hands down. And who wants to go down on me when I have more hair down there than a 2month old baby has on its head? Ladies, shape it up, shave it off, wax it off or whatever. Just get it together. I had a male friend tell me how he had to stop seeing this girl. I'm like why. He told me that when he went down on her it was like licking a sheep's back. Lol. No good ladies.
Fella's also, we don't want to be sucking on a lollipop that just fell on the carpet with all the hair stuck on it. I know when I give oral sex, I like to kiss around the shaft and the balls(yea, I teabag from time to time. lol) and in this process I don't want to be disturbed with spitting out hair. Penis Pedi people! Now, I don't like a man to be completely bald down there. That's just weird to me, but jus shape it up and make it nice for when I want to have an up close and personal visit with it.

Invest in some sort of hair removal products or devices. I highly recommend it.

Sexcerely yours,

Qweef

Would You...

WOULD YOU LET SOMEONE TOSS YOUR SALAD? Hmmmm....

Schedule In Sex Moms

We all know you're busy with your PTA meetings, diaper changing, after school programs and Kraft mac n cheese making, but don't let having a child be your excuse for not having sex. You have to find time. Schedule it in. There's nothing wrong with that. Some people may say that that's corny because it's not spontaneous enough. But hey, what's better? Scheduling in sex and getting some or being all willie nillie and not getting none?
Don't get me wrong, sometimes when you schedule it in, it won't always happen being that kids are so unpredictable but for the most part try and stick with it if you can. If you have a baby sitter on deck then that's even better. Pay an extra $100 or whatever and make your way to a nice hotel for a couple of hours to have some real alone time. However you can get it, get it. Because remember, if you're not doing it, there's a heffa out there that will.

So set a date in that BlackBerry calendar of yours and get the sex going.

Sexcerely yours,

Qweef

Duh Dummy!

Women!!! If you are dating an overweight obese man and I mean BIG BIG can't see his feet BIG, then I have some great news for you. I applaud you women anyway because sexually it isn't easy and you see past all the trial and tribulations just to get a nut. But enough of that and on to the good news. According to the famous and fabulous Dr. Oz(the one who lives on Oprah's show), he says that for every 35 pounds LOST, your man will gain 1 inch of Penis. Yes and I am not playing with your emotions. That means if your man is 70 pounds over-weight and he lost it, you would have 2 more inches of pleasure to work with. If that isn't motivation to lose weight then I don't know what is. Now take this information and run with it.

Sexcerely yours,

Qweef

Role Play. Who Are You?

If you ever want to spice up your relationship, try a little bit of role playing. Role playing can enhance your sex life and your communication within your relationship. I love to role play because I can be someone else for that moment. I can be extra shy or I can be extra freaky. One time I played the Boss and boy oh boy do I make one bossy bitch. Lol. It really turned me on to tell my BooThang(at the time) what to do. I told him where to kiss me, where to lick me and how soft or rough I wanted him to work the coochie. That was a good afternoon and he really enjoyed it as well.
And guys don't act like only the women can role play, ya'll can act too. I always wanted a guy to play as a nerd and I play as that bully school girl knocking his books to the ground. Lol. That's another thing, when you play the part REALLY play the part. Dress the part and use props. Take the fantasy all the way there. We don't want no half ass role playing. Playing a sexy nurse in your ugly flannel pj's. Nobody want to be confused in their fantasy. So spend some extra bucks and believe me, it will be worth it. If it's not, your partner is boring. Lol. Just kidding. Not. Lol.

Do you role play? Let me know.

Sexcerely yours,

Qweef

Would You...

WOULD YOU LET YOUR SEX PARTNER HANDCUFF AND BLINDFOLD YOU DURING SEX? Hmmmm...

Too Many Sex Partners

I'm just going to get straight into this. Does the number of sex partners a person has had effect your decision in having sex with them or even having a relationship with them? Also, do you think that the number of sex partners a women has should be less than a man's?
I think that the number of sex partners shouldn't be more than your age. If you are 23 years old, you should have had sex with 27 people and this applies for both men and women. Men tend to have more sex partners than women anyway or is that only because women don't tend to tell the truth when asked how many people they've slept with. And why do women lie? I don't think that any woman should be ashamed of the number of people she's slept with. If you lie about it, it's because in your mind you feel like you're a fast ass and most likely it's true. Lol. Men also lie, so don't think ya'll don't. Lol. If you're just sleeping with people all willie nillie then you should be able to be honest with someone when you are asked about how many partners you've had.

Overall, 1 partner or 11 partners; just make sure you practice safe sex and be honest!

Sexcerely yours,

Qweef

Their Just Not That Into You...

From time to time I will post this "Their Just Not That Into You" blog. I've decided to do so after a conversation I had today with a friend. So we're on the phone right, just catching up on things and she tells me how she's finally met someone. Of course I'm doing the "awww" and "congrats" thing. Now it's time to get the rundown. So I'm asking her about him and she's all excited to tell me details. They've been "talking" for 3 months now BUT they've only been out ONCE! I repeat! One time. Mind you, he lives a 20 minute highway ride away. So, I asked her why they don't see each other that much and she tells me that he said, "He has a lot going on at work". Come on men out there. Ya'll know that when ya'll like a woman that ya'll have NOT slept with yet, ya'll will make time for them. And if you've already slept with her and you like her, you will make time. 3 months without physical communication of any sort is just not acceptable. A man knows what he wants and if you're it then you will be in his life in some way. She even told me that they don't speak on the phone, they just text. And the flag goes UPPPP!

He's Just Not That Into You!

Sexcerely yours,

Qweef

Would You...

WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE WHO HAD TO WATCH PORN DURING SEX? Hmmm...

Sexting...

So. I'm watching The Ellen show today and she started talking about "Sexting". Her definition of it was someone texting a booty call. Lol. It was just hilarious hearing her say "booty call". I must admit that I am guilty of sexting. I think it's a nice way to get your BooThang excited before he/she comes over for the real thing. It's less envasive than phone sex, but it can have the same effect. The last time I was sexting, I ended up naked in a bubble bath waiting for my BooThang to come through the door and when he did, he was naked and ready to go. It's a good way to spice up your sex life and even just your relationship if you're a shy one.

I want all of you to send your BooThang a sex text today and let me know the outcome, if you're willing to share. *wink

Sexcerely yours,

Qweef

Long Distance Relationships & Sex

With the internet ruling the world, long distance relationships are also booming. I mean flights and seas seperating one from their loved one. I know that when it comes to long distance relationships that their are rules to the game, but is setting rules about not having for months or even years at a time fair game? Let's say you and your BooThang both are not rich and wealthy to the point that you can afford to see each other every 2 or 3 months, should there be restricted sex rules or should you both agree to have an open relationship?
I say "open" relationship meaning that both of you can see other people including being intimate. I think to have a open relationship with long distance relationships are the best way to go to ensure honesty and it lessens the chances of you both getting hurt. If I was in a long distance relationship, it would have to be an open relationship until we work out a better situation when it comes to us really being together.

What do you think?

Sexcerely yours,

Qweef

Would You...

WOULD YOU RATHER BE ON TOP OR ON THE BOTTOM?

All About Kissing

Before I can fully discuss sex, I have to discuss the basis. Kissing! Some people do it and some people just can't. Yes! I have a friend who hates to tongue kiss because she thinks the transfer of saliva is just disgusting. I for one love to kiss and be kissed. A really good kiss can send me to horny town quick fast. The picture above reminds me of my first real kiss when I was 15 years old. It was in the hot summer during a night rain storm. We were outside getting drenched. Both o us knew we wanted it and I at that time was not going to make the first move. At the perfect moment he leaned in and gave me a really good kiss.
What makes up a bad kiss:

• Too much spit. Ewww. Too wet is just nasty
• All over the place tongue. A No No! My lips are here!
• Bad Breath. This should be at the top.
• Dangling Arms. Place them somewhere. And not on yourself.

If you don't do these things then you are on your way to being a great kisser. But who you're kissing also makes up a good kiss. The chemistry is important. So next time you decide to lip lock, make it nice and passionate.

Sexcerely yours,

Qweef

How Long Is Too Long?

Patience is a virtue. And being from NYC, I can honestly say that in some people, patience is non-existent. When it comes to sex, how long is too long when it comes to waiting. A week, a month, 3 months or 6? What is just too long and unacceptable? And don't get fooled as if it's only men who don't want to wait because there are women also who will have sex behind your back for making them wait too long.
This day in age, women giving up the coochie on the first night is not unheard of. Are they to blame when a man doesn't want to wait a week or more to have sex? Are men and women just impatient and just so needy for sex?
I personally like to wait before I give it up. I have to feel you out and see how long you're going to be around to know if you're worthy of having my coochie. Don't get me wrong, some had to wait more than others but I've never pulled the first nighter. I'm too scared and paranoid. Lol. My current BooThang had to wait almost 3 months, but we were friends for a good while before that, so he was worthy. The longest I went was 4 and a half months because I didn't trust dude.
So was that too long? Lol. What do you think?

Sexcerely yours,

Qweef

Music Makes A Difference *wink

So last night, I was on the infamous Twitter, and I asked my Twit Friends, "What is your favorite slow jam right now"? So summerTRU said that her favorite right now was Trey Songz "Upstairs". I just want to thank her right now for allowing me to have some great sex to that song last night.
I immediately went on youtube and listened to the song and loved it. So then I downloaded it to iTunes. I logged off Twitter because my BooThang was coming over and I knew that it was going down. People! I put that song on repeat and let me just say that music makes a hell of a difference than having sex to the TV in the background or just to your own moans and groans. Music sets a mood and makes you feel a certain way. Last night, I felt needed and very sensual. I felt sexier and I think I even sang a line. Lol.
So if you want to bring a different feel into you bedroom, create a sex sexy playlist or even use Pandora.com. That site is really good for playing the type of music you want to hear. Pick some nice slow jams or if you like it fast, then some upbeat songs. Whatever. Just add some music to your sex life. It's AMAZING.

Click Here To Hear Trey's "Upstairs"

And thank you summerTRU. *wink

Sexcerely yours,

Qweef

Would You...

WOULD YOU RATHER DATE A SEX ADDICT OR SOMEONE WHO LIKE TO HAVE SEX ONCE OR MAYBE TWICE A WEEK?

Nekkid Rihanna & Cassie Pics: My Thoughts

As most of the world knows, last week naked pics of Cassie and Rihanna both blazed the internet. Apparently someone hacked into their or someone's computer and posted these private pics of them. Cassie's; showcasing her tits and Rihanna prancing around in her panties (pic above) and one pic showing one tit and a shadow of her who-ha.
Like Cassie said, "Stop acting like you never seen a titty before." I know that the reason for the craze is because some people long to see what's under the clothes of their favorite celebrity. But come on now people. Rihanna and Cassie both have taken half naked pics before, all you have to do is imagine a nipple and WHAALAA! You have their tits. Get over it.
My real issue is, if you are a celebrity or you plan on being a person of fame, don't take naked pics if you don't want them to hit the internet. If you're happily married, do it on a camera and call it a day. Why upload it to a computer and leave it there to marinate for a hacker? Now that's just plain dumb. If you want to protect your ass and your assets, then be smart about raunchy things you do. These as well as with Kim Kardashian are all cases of "When Being Freaky Goes Wrong." Shit happens...

Would You...

Ok. So every day or maybe just once a week, I will ask a poll question to my lovely readers. I will give you choices and you will have to choose one. Like today, Fellas; WOULD YOU... RATHER HAVE SEX WITH A GYMNAST OR A STRIPPER???

What About Size?

The million dollar question that will never have one correct answer is "Does size matter" when it comes to men and their penis? Ask a guy and he is programmed to say "Nope, size doesn't matter". Ask a woman now and the answer varies. Some say "Yes" while others are bashful to say "No" or "It Depends". Does size matter? If your man has a little screwdriver but still makes you have an orgasm by playing with your clit while he's humping you, does his size matter? If your man has a huge, don't make no sense sausage but can't make you cum unless he eats you out, does size matter or is his penis just big and doofy for no reason?
I am one that can never answer "yes" or "no" to this question because I like the feeling of a nice size penis thrusting in my insides but does that mean that his sex game is the best because he was blessed with a pretty dick? I don't think so. I do know that I wouldn't know what to do with a little penis nor do I want to learn but I have come across one in my day. And he was hands down the worst sex I've ever had. So, I don't know. What do you think? Does size matter???

Sexcerely yours,

Qweef

No Thank You...

I learned very early in life, that you just have to know when to say "No". You have to know that everything that glitters definitely isn't gold or most times isn't even gold plated. So, I was messing with this guy. We'll call him Sorry. So Sorry and I were messing around for a little while. I won't say that we were dating because we never went anywhere outside his basement. So Sorry and I were friends but decided on a drunken night to add some benefits. I learned very quickly that Sorry liked pretty rough sex. He was all into the hair pulling, the biting, the back scratching and the ass slapping. He would throw me here and throw me there. It was pretty exciting because it was something new to me. So several sexual encounters went by and neither of us took that extra step to cross over into the oral sex stage, until one day... Oneday, Sorry and I decide to get it started and he proceeds to hint with his body language that he wants to taste my coochie but as iff he wasn't sure. He's licking and biting my inner thigh and kissing the top of my coochie. So then Sorry asks if he can eat me out and in a split second, my sexual life with him just flashed before my eyes. I saw biting, I saw scratching, I saw pain. Quickly, I answered, "No Thank You". He asked me why repeatedly and said please as if he all of a sudden needed to do it. I refused. I figured that if he was that rough having sex, he wouldn't know how to be gentle eating my coochie. It sounded good but I just couldn't take the risk of having my clit biten off. Do you guys think I should've let him eat my coochie? Or was it too risky?

Sexcerely yours,

Qweef

It's Just Oral Sex! Not Brain Surgery!

Being that it's 2009 and times have changed, gearing my blog towards heterosexuals would just be wrong. So this goes for the men and women out there who eat coochie. It's not rocket science. First, if you don't like eating coochie and have tried it so you know hands down that you hate it; DO NOT EAT IT ANYMORE. I say this because you just don't do it right. You're too busy thinking, "Ewww" and not paying enough attention at the task at hand.
If you think that all coochie taste like chicken, give it up. I once had a guy who would nibble on my clit with his teeth. Yes, you are eating my coochie but don't take that too literal. It does not feel good. Just like you men don't like when women use their teeth while giving you a blowjob, we deserve the same respect.
All we want is a man who will tongue kiss our coochies. Make love to it with their lips and tongue. Don't jab our vagina hole with your tongue ass if your tongue bobbing for Cheerios. Take your time and relax. Use your fingers but don't press on our clits like your in a broken button elevator. Soft and gentle. Use circular motions. Use your lips to do the sucking and leave your teeth behind. And don't be affraid. It's only coochie!

Sexcerely yours,

Qweef

Qweef! Don't Be Shy!

Everybody farts, but most women would hold it in til their death before they let one rip in front of their mate. I for one is one of those women. But when a qweef( a coochie fart) slips out, I can't help but to laugh. Ladies, we all have experienced a qweef two more times than many. For those unfamiliar, when you're having intercourse and the air along with the pressure from the penis entering the coochie makes a "fart" sound, it's called a qweef. I am not embarrassed when I qweef but it is funny. So last night, I'm having sex. He's hitting it from the back(that's where qweef's go on a rampage) and I had the loudest qweef in history. I almost thought I farted. We both stopped in laughter. It was too funny. But then the show had to go on...

I chose the name Qweef for myself because most people hate to say it, so now everyone can get familiar with it. Whether you say it using my name or in the bedroom. Qweef will be common. How many women hate to qweef during intercourse? Do gay men qweef too? Hmmm... Interesting...

Sexcerely yours,

Qweef

Why???

Ok, let me first just say that this blog IS NOT; I repeat, IS NOT FOR MINORS, PEOPLE UNDER 18 YEARS OLD or PEOPLE WHO DO NO LIKE TO READ THE OPINIONS OF OTHERS. So, if you are one of these people, please keep it moving. Thank you.

The reason for this blog is to discuss sex. Women tend to shy away from talking about sex, but I will not shy away. My sex life is an open book. So if you have any questions, please feel free to email me and ask... So get ready for a long journey...

Sexcerely yours,

Qweef