Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Schedule In Sex Moms

We all know you're busy with your PTA meetings, diaper changing, after school programs and Kraft mac n cheese making, but don't let having a child be your excuse for not having sex. You have to find time. Schedule it in. There's nothing wrong with that. Some people may say that that's corny because it's not spontaneous enough. But hey, what's better? Scheduling in sex and getting some or being all willie nillie and not getting none?
Don't get me wrong, sometimes when you schedule it in, it won't always happen being that kids are so unpredictable but for the most part try and stick with it if you can. If you have a baby sitter on deck then that's even better. Pay an extra $100 or whatever and make your way to a nice hotel for a couple of hours to have some real alone time. However you can get it, get it. Because remember, if you're not doing it, there's a heffa out there that will.

So set a date in that BlackBerry calendar of yours and get the sex going.

Sexcerely yours,

Qweef

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